(for the Spanish speakers out there): No, I`m not pregnant.
I am however language confused and embarrassed.
For those of you that don`t know, I`m living in Spain now, and I`m spending my days studying Spanish in Barceloooona.
I had to do a placement test to get into the language course, and as my pen failed me I had to ask to borrow a pen. But the woman only spoke Spanish and not English (something that is too common in Spain..grr) so I had to ask her in..."spanish".
I said: "necesito un penne"
Thinking it meant "i need a pen"
It meant "i need a penis".
She couldn`t help me with that.
Stay tuned for more embarrassment to come.
PS. my new contact information is:
0034 645 574469
Puigcugull 103, 1-1
17244 cassa de la selva, girona, spain