I received my lease contract for the apartment in the US today,
and naturally I sat down to study the rules, and I highlighted
the rules that will disrupt my normal way of life the most:
Candles are not allowed (only potpurri burners) - what the fuck is a potpurri burner?
Live trees, including holiday trees are not permitted at any time - what about festivus poles?
Liquid filled beds and other liquid filled furniture are not permitted - damn it.
At least it means my luggage will be a lot less heavy now that I know I have to leave the christmas tree and the waterbed in Moholt.