Zebras and Europeans

Today in class one of my male students wore a really tight Zebra print denim pants that he cut off above the knee to make it into a shorts.

He is 14.
I had no where in the world enough confidence to pull that look of (or to stand out in the crowd whatsoever) at that age. Consider me impressed.

Anyway.
The rest of the class was asking him "seriously..what did you think when you got dressed this morning? it`s too tight!!"
He told them that he thought tight looked better than loose.
I told them all that I agreed "the tighter, the better. All the men in Europe are wearing pants like that! It`s only in America that men are wearing sloppy and wide pants all the time".

That shut them up `cause they will believe anything crazy about Europeans.